August 2011
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top...
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a-zombieee:
most-awkward-moments:
Just so I can say, “OH YEAH, YOU NEED ME NOW, DON’T YOU?”
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OMFG THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER
hahahahaha
lmfao
For Adam.
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Watchpeaceoneday:
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“It’s in the style of Lil Wayne.” - Anne Hathaway
she is just my favorite person ever.
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Watch
Nassir Ghaemi.
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peaceoneday asked: i wish i could reply to people's replies :P well sadly there is no complimentary orangina, and i did not think of quiche haha
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I H8 U
amazon. why do you have such awesome stuff for awesome prices but then be like
“oh but I’m only going to charge you when it ships, but then not even charge you when it ships but instead charge you randomly over the course of weeks so then when you buy something else i’ll overdraft you by $1.09 so that you’ll have to pay the 35 dollar overcharge fee for ONE DOLLAR OVER...
The Greatest Heists →
a word about travel
I see posts all the time about how one person or another loves to travel and is going to travel the world after college or whatever.
honestly that is never going to fucking happen. I hardly ever trust people who say “i love to travel” because i’m kind of like “…have you even travelled?” with an inquisitive face. maybe even have my head cocked sideways.
travel...
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One Hundred and One: It's which time of the month? →
onehundredones:
We all know women have their period every month but what you didn’t know are the three other phases of punctuation they go through as well:
Before they start their period, women have what’s called the exclamation point week. This is when she yells at you for everything you’ve ever done and…
but the most important phase is the semi-colon where she sees you doing something...
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“no one is as…
tall
so tall!
and he’s so…
happy
...”
– Natalie Portman’s description of character Adam in No Strings Attached
…I know he is
:)
tumblr v. twitter
twitter is all
and we’re all
and I was all
AND HE WAS LIKE
and I was like tumblr just rocks and we just fuck shit up and look at pretty things and don’t spend our days thinking up clever chin-strokers
sorry bout it.
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Totally Morgan: Babies to Heroes: A Field Guide to... →
totallymorgan:
THE HUSBAND Marriage may be the happy ending of the conventional woman-centered romantic comedy. But by the time the Husband lands in a domestic comedy, he may be a patriarch in name only, his rule willfully sabotaged by his unruly family. (Father knows best, but mother knows better.) Since…
I feel like I hear a hell of a lot about women’s rights. what about a...
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